ECLIPSE, ECSTASY, VIAGRA AND STRAWBERRY SCENTED?!?!?!?!?!?
contributors to this story...
audrey
charissa (me)
jia le
esther
it was a bright sunny Monday morning. as usual, i was at home, skipping school. suddenly, there was an eclipse, and everything went black. we waited for the light to reappear, but it did not. the sun had disappeared.
"AUDREY, hide under the table!" my mum screamed. "But this is not an earthquake MUM!" i yelled back. anyway i cant see anything at all. ECLIPSE.... "BANG!" mum???
"MUM!" i screamed. i saw her laying on the floor under a pillar. blood gushed out from her head. in an instant, her head shrunken and become small and dry (of blood)
immediately, i realized that i in fact hallucinating from the ecstasy pill i took just hours earlier. otherwise, how could you explain the now 3 singing penguins at the corner of the room?
and i doss off after that. i felt that i was being carried by someone and that fella put me down on the bed. i guess is a he because he is using man's perfume. and worst of all it stinks!
i had the shock of my life. my eyes snapped open and when i realised that it was not a dream, i screamed! then, someone slapped me . my cheek burned, me eyes watered. but still i couldn't see his face.
his face was covered with a mask, the kind that people wore when there is a gas leakage. he really looked like a pig. (with the nose with huge nostrils). unfortunately, do not have the opportunity to tease him as i realised that i am in grave danger.
yes, he was about to give me a dozen Viagra pills! who knows what would happen. what with the Ecstasy pills earlier!!
i want to get up and run or scream but i am helpless. but he s a man of my type. big, muscular man. MAN is HOT and SEXY!! ----- (only open to us)
but it does not mean i am in love. it does not mean that i give a damn. i don't care!!
i don't care if my mother yelled at me. i don't care if my father roared at me. i will.... i will...
go ahead and take the pill. I've already taken so many, what's one more pill going to do? give me huge front and back? all the better
Hmm......
i might as well take the whole bottle. take everything in one go. It's not like i will die because of this
i spinned of the cap of the bottle. i gulped down the whole bottle. i felt, the water "sliding" in my throat. my oesophagus ad landed in my stomach. suddenly i felt a sharp pain.
Then, i was growing, all in the wrong places! then again, maybe it's for the greater good. maybe, it wasn't at the wrong places at all.
maybe this s a good thing for me. for the first time i am right! rather than listen to jia e my sister that she thinks she is so fabulous. ME AUDREY will be independent!
i will not care what others think of this. this i will be true to myself.
i grabbed my purse, rushed to the nearby pharmacy and prepared myself for the "BIG SHOPPING" (waste money) of the century
i bought a dozen bottle of Ecstasy, 2 boxes of that box of thing that said... uhh.. strawberry scented
strawberry.... yummy... my favourite smell. and my Ecstasy! i finally got it!!
so i must celebrate of course! lets start by throwing a party!
i phoned my friends in school. from my "bestest friend".... till my archenemy. i invited them all to attend my party
and the party i bombed it! (i don't know how to end it)
THE END....



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